I Date White Men Only Part 3
2 days later….
On the bed, chatting with my phone, giggling, smiling, blushing, laughing while Bidemi was reading on the rug….
Bidemi: This one you’re laughing like you just won a jackpot, who are you chatting with?
Me: (laughing) Na real jackpot ooo, i go soon hammer
Bidemi: Are you serious, please gist me jare (she stood up, sat on the bed)
Me: Wetin happen? Comot joor, amebo
Bidemi: Tell me now (she tried to hijack my phone)
Me: Stop now…. If i tell you now, you will be giving person one kind yeye advice
Bidemi: Tolu ooooo
Me: See, don’t tell anybody about this okay.
Bidemi: I won’t of course
Me: I have a date this weekend
Bidemi: (she hissed) is that what you want to say? You’re finally going on a date with Obinna, is it Chinese restaurant?
Me: Mumu, let me die before you bury me…. Obinna ko, Obinna ni, i have a date with a white guy in Lekki
Bidemi: Seriously? White guy?
Me: Yes, he’s the one i’m even chatting with on Badoo sef.
Me: Babe, dem plenty for Badoo o, i’ve met like 3 of them already but this one has invited me to come over to his place this weekend (showing bidemi my phone), see his picture, na fine boy… Is he not fine?
Bidemi: Na wa ooo, how old is he?
Me: I didn’t even ask jare, what’s my business with that, he lives in Lekki phase one, Admiralty side…. Abeg don’t tell Cynthia oo cos you talk too much
Bidemi: You’re really desperate girl…… So you’re going to his place, you didn’t even think about your safety. What if he’s ritualist.
Me: This is a white man not naija men, moreover sef, nobody fit use me do rituals.
Bidemi: Whats the guy’s name?
Me: Maurice, he’s from Serbia, the guy is really in love with me, he’s been calling amd sending text messages, i’m already fallen for him.
Bidemi: So he was the one that called you this morning, i thought it was Obinna ooo…. But what about Obinna?
Me: That idiot…. The last time he called me was two days ago, Maurice has called me more 5 times ever since i gave him my number 2 days ago.
A knock on the door, Cynthia walks in, Cynthia is a friend and a hostel mate but not a roommate amd shes dating a rich white man…
Cynthia: Babes, how far?
She sat on the bed, i quickly hid my phone.. We greeted her.
Me: Na wa ooo, see how you just dey fresh, your baby is really taking care of you.
Cynthia: Abi naw, what do you expect?
Bidemi: Cynthia won’t you sell this Blackberry again?
Cynthia: I don’t feel like selling it, let me be carrying my phones like that.
Bidemi: 4 phones? These phones are expensive and it can cause unnecessary attention
I was already jealous, i was full of envy, looking at Cynthia’s brazillian hair, her spotless skin, her expensive phones, i was already lost in thought, she’e not finer than me now, ugly girl, don’t worry, my own white man will surely come better than yours. Then Bidemi called my name.
Bidemi: Tolu, Tolu
I regained myself out of my thought..
Me: Yes! The phones are expensive now
Bidemi: What phones? Is your mind here at all?
Cynthia: Wetin you dey think?….
Me: What were you guys saying? Don’t mind me
Bidemi: Cynthia said her white boyfriend is taking her to Obudu this weekend..
Me: Are you serious?
Cynthia kept on flaunting her white man, talking about how generous he’s, saying sweet things about him, kept going on amd on and on, i felt bittered, i was really bittered but i just had to pretend to happy for her. My own white man too will come and we would meet this weekend, can’t wait to see him this weekend, Maurice my baby.
I Date White Men Only Part 4
Weekend finally came, it was on Saturday, dressed up looking so s*xy**, wore mini gown, with the lace wig I borrowed from Cynthia. Picked a cab to lekki, called Maurice to come pick me, he came and paid the cabman. Maurice is even more cuter in real life, wearing a shirt and short, he gave me warm hug in public, wow, I felt on top of the world. He took to his place, I met his neighbours, they are white men also, they work in the same company. We got to his apartment, he’s living in tush apartment, very posh and colourful, I was very happy, Tolulope don finally arrive. Maurice was just admiring me, looking at me with s*xy** eyes. We chatted for long, he was nice, he was fun to be with, he said he’s looking for a wife, my thought immediately was “Oyinbo I am your wife”. He asked if I was hungry, which I was, so went to shoprite to get food, I got to shoprite, I was just snapping pictures with my phone to show Bidemi how I enjoyed myself.
After shoprite, we got home, had dinner, we continued chatting, he was just all over me, demanding for a kiss, which I gave him. Later in the night, in the bedroom, I had my bath already, I was on the bed, putting on one of Maurice’s shirt, while he was in the bathroom showering. My phone rings, I checked the caller, it was Obinna, I quickly put my phone on silence, I didn’t pick the call, Obinna kept on calling, that idiot wan pour sand sand for my garri, I got pissed and switched off my phone. Maurice finally came out of the bathroom, shirtless, towel on his waist, he came closer to me and laid on me on the bed, I noticed he had this kind of odour, yes, white people do have this odour, I dunno if I should call it bad or good odour. Anyway we kept on kissing, smooching, brought out my Bosom and sucking it, we kept on going on. You didn’t even ask me about his di*k, well its below average and it is uncircumcised one, he even told me to suck the uncircumcised thing.
I Date White Men Only Part 5
He told me to suck the uncircumcised Joystick, I was so irritated cos I’ve never seen uncircumcised adult’s Joystick, I was so uncomfortable even this his Joystick has retracted. I didn’t have choice than to do it, I gave him the Mouthaction, yeah I did. He rimmed my Kittycat, damn! That white dude can eat Kittycat, this guy ate me up, I began to moan seriously while eating it. He worked a condom, poured lubricant on it and robbed some in my Kittycat and began to finger me, fingering me, till he finally inserted his Joystick in my Kittycat and began to bang me, pound me really hard, he went on and on, moaning, I was really enjoying it. He’s good but below average compared to Obinna, he tried, I enjoyed it tho. I shouldn’t kiss and tell you know, anyway, we had one more round and each round lasted led than 5 minutes I guess.
The following day, on Sunday, which I’m suppose to go back to school while Maurice was suppose to go to his office too, cos he told me he works on weekends sometimes. So I woke up early as possible, had my bath, dressing up already, one thing I noticed was that Maurice didn’t have his bath not to talk of brushing his teeth and he was already dressing up for office, then I asked…
Me: Won’t you have your bath?
Maurice: I’ve done that last night.
Huh! For real? I was surprised, wet in concern me, its your money I need, maybe I can be his wife too. Anyway he dropped me off at garage where I would take cab back to school, I kissed him, I told him I love him, he replied. He brought out white envelope, he gave me he envelope and also gave me money for my cab. He promised to call me later and he would see me soon, I told him I would come the next weekend, he replied with “okay”, I kissed him again, thanked him, got off the car. Could you believe that, that was the last time o saw Maurice? On my way to school, in the bus; danfo bus actually, I didn’t take cab oo, why would I pay 5k to a cab man? God forbid, when I can spend less than 1k to get to school. So, while in the public bus, I stylishly counted the money Maurice gave me, it was 10k with the cab fee making it 15k. I wasn’t really impressed because I was expecting more, well it is still manageable. I switched on my phone, received a text message from Obinna, lamenting, insulting, saying our son is hospitalised. Oh! Are you surprised? I have a 3 year old son with Obinna, he’s living with my mother, he’s name is Bryan, Obinna is the father.